Dez Bryant

Everyone's all a-tizzy re: Dez Bryant being asked by the Dolphins general manager before the NFL Draft if his mother was a prostitute. First of all, I can't work up any outrage over someone being asked ANY question when they're about to have $40M handed to them. I think the main thing this episode teaches us is that we really have no idea what NFL people ask potential draftees. Nor should we really give a shit.

But it would never have occurred to me to ask such a question. Where did it even come from? I'm not saying where there's smoke there's fire. But I am saying that's some mighty strange smoke.