I Gotta Friend Named Jesus

 

The country's going apeshit over Spirit Airlines sticking it's customers with a $45 fee for carry-on luggage now. I guess my question is, who the fuck is Spirit Airlines?  I mean, I know I'm a bus guy and fly in an airplane (are they sill called "airplanes"?) about as often as Anderson Cooper eats some pussy, but we're not really talking about United, or Delta, right? Wouldn't this be like CNN losing it's mind because I showed my big fucking hog balls on Xmastime?


OOooooh, gives me an idea....