It's On!!!!!!!

This is Maryline Blackburn, the little stack of hotness that beat Sniffy's ass in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant.  And now it looks like she's entering the world of politics as a Democrat!  How awesome would it be if the two clash again in an election, becoming lifelong rivals??!?!?  Besides the fact that I never wanted to see them jello-wrestling each other this would be just like Bird & Magic, right? Charismatic, flashy African-American who eats up the media vs. white hick that can't read, sounds retarded when speaking and completely distrusts the media? Sit back and enjoy, fellow patriots - this is gonna get H O T!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps - as you might remember, Theodore HATES this chick.