Progress: We're Doing It Wrong.

It's gay to say something as juvenile as "why not use your powers for good instead of evil?", but I feel that if someone's smart enough to create an algorithm that can completely screw over cancer patients then we can find somebody who can figure out how to make a bag of popcorn that doesn't turn into a pile of ashes if I miss the 0.00023 second window for pulling it out of the microwave.