The more I hear about the whole Dez Bryant being asked by the Dolphins if his mother was a prostitute thing, the more annoyed I get. If you're considering handing me tens of millions of dollars, you can ask me if my father wore panties and diddled my nuts as a boy.
And now I come to realize that Dez Bryant was so horrified and embarrassed by the question that he...say it with me...told the story to Yahoo! Sports so the entire planet would know. Of course. Which of course catapults him to what is now the greatest of American heights, that of Professional Victim. The only question left is which channel will win what I'm sure by now is a raging battle for the rights to film his inevitable reality show on tv.
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