While pisssing just now, it occured to me that anytime the date matches up with a zip code, residents of that zip code should pay no sales tax on that date.
But then it occured to me - would that day for my neighborhood be January 12, 2011 or November 2, 2011?
Christ. You don't want my fucking problems, people.
Of course, the latter would coincide with the 20 year anniversary of my deciding to enlist into your military and stitch together the very fabric of freedom you people will sleep under tonight. Still waiting for my "thank you, Xmastime!", by the fucking way.
Sigh. It ain't easy being me :(
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