Today's Shocking News: Mark Teixeira is Funny

Everyone's been fretting about Tex having his usual "wake me up when it's May" start of the year, and going into the game today he was 0 for 16 for the season so far, which tied his longest such streak. He broke out with three hits today.

“During your career you always aim for milestones,” Teixeira said. “So I made sure I went 0-for-17 to have a personal best. After that I wanted to make sure I got a few hits.”

Ba-dum-BUMP!