Accomplishments, by Xmastime

Tonight, for the first time ever, I used the term "beer o'clock" in a timely and funny matter. For once, I didn't think of it hours later with regret weighing heavy at a blown opportunity. The chance presented itself to me, and I knocked it outta the park.

And my dad never thought I'd amount to anything. Fuck YEEEEEW, Pops!!!!!!!!!!