Book II is Almost Upon Us!

Looks like Sniffy's long-awaited follow-up to Going Rogue will FINALLY be out this fall!!

‘America By Heart’ to debut Nov. 23, focus on nation’s values

One of those values being, apparently, releasing a book JUUUUUUUST in time for those Christmas sales. It's like a birthday gift for Jesus!!

"Jesus likes this"

It will include "selections from classic and contemporary readings that have moved her," according to HarperCollins, along with "the nation's founding documents to great speeches, sermons, letters, literature and poetry, biography, and even some of her favorite songs and movies."

I'm pretty sure the only "readings" that have "moved her" have been pregnancy tests, but what do I know. I'll be honest: THIS book I'm interested in actually reading - the unintentional comedy from this shit will break the record previously set by former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin's "autobiography" Going Rogue. Can't fucking wait!!!