Monday, May 10, 2010

Hahahaha!!

Fuck you, Dallas Braden:
The only downside to Dallas Braden's perfect game yesterday is that we narrowly missed out on a chance to have him once again bring the 209 noise about respect and the unwritten rules and all of that jive.

The scene: fifth inning, nobody out, Evan Longoria at the plate. He attempts to reach on a drag bunt. Bunt goes foul, life goes on, Longoria ends up going down on strikes.

Braden kept his cool about it, but I can't help but think that he was seething inside about someone trying to break up his no-no with a bunt.  Not doing that sort of thing is one of the unwritten rules, you know.
 Zingah!!!!! I also like that moments after her dipshit grandson throws a perfect game, all his Grandmother can think about is A-Rod:
Oakland Athletics lefty Dallas Braden pitched a perfect game yesterday, making him the 19th pitcher in MLB history to do so. And what's more, his grandmother decided to continue Braden's fight with Alex Rodriguez by saying, after the perfect game, "Stick it, A-Rod."
Fuck you, you wrinkled-up old bitch!!!!!!!

Xmas going full-h8er today!!!!!!!

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