Saturday, May 08, 2010

Hard to Believe...

...but there was actually a time when it was possible to be on The Real World without the only prerequisite being "don't be too much more worthless than Snooki."

Real World cast members run for office.

I can't help but point out that since they were from different seasons they are not in fact cast "mates," but whatever. I think the UG voted for Powell once before. And the other guy is banging that hot piece we all for some reason pretend Puck didn't bang the shit out of back in LA. "Pedro, you think I put my finger in your peanut butter? Why, does it smell like Rachel's snatch?"

This only a day after we find out that not every daughter of a Republican politician is a complete embarrassment of shitting babies out of wedlock or obsessing about our non-existent obsession about her fat titties.

What's next, Brendan Frasier makes an almost-watchable movie? The same dog is heard barking two days in a row in the back of Kam Sing?

The world today, right? Like Audrina giving Justin Bobby the time of day: fucking baffling.

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