I Hate Tim Riggins

I have to cope with my own problems by furiously trying to figure out what to do, or busting my ass working twice as hard to turn things around, or begging friends for help, or throwing myself at the mercy of the winds, or giving up and entering the grinding gears of suffering.

Tim Riggins? Nah:

He copes with many of his problems through promiscuous sex and heavy drinking.

Fuck you, Tim Riggins.

Oh, when he sees this I'm sure his feelings will be hurt, forcing him to deal with things by nailing twin bartenders while pouring free beer on their backs. Asshole.