Sniffy Lit

I mentioned Snifferella's upcoming book HERE yesterday. In all seriousness though, how absurd is it that she's gonna be getting what is rumored to be $12,000,000 for "commenting" on things that have already been written? Oh yeah, that "inspired" her?

The book, described as a "celebration of American virtues and strengths," will feature selections of readings that have inspired Palin.

I mean, what the fuck?

Harper Collins, I have an idea for a book: I copy all the text for An American Tragedy. Then at the very end I write "hey, that was pretty good, huh? Wow!" BOOM! Print it!

Now where the fuck's my scrillah?

Oh, and I'm sure we'll be real surprised what these "songs that have inspired her!" are. Hmm. Lemme guess:

America, the Beautiful
The Star-Spangled Banner
God Bless America
America You Rock, Lemme Lick Your Ballz!
A Hard Day's Night of Ballin' Freedom
Gimme Shelter - I'm Joking, That Would Make Me a Socialist!
Is That Patriotism in Your Pants, or Are You Just Happy to See America?

fucking puke.