The requirements for these jobs are simple.
1. Be white. (PROUDLY CHECK!)
2. Do not speak any Chinese, or really speak at all, unless asked. (Does "are those ben-wa balls clean" count? If not, CHECK)
3. Pretend like you just got off of an airplane yesterday. ("Hey, I just flew here from the US, and boy are my arms tired!!...I'm just kidding. Which one of you ruv me rong time?" CHECK)
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Finally, a Break for White People
Chinese companies hiring white people:
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