Oil

There are exactly three things that come to my mind re: the oil disaster in the Gulf.

One, this is pretty much guaranteed to turn into a textbook case of hypocritical privatize profits/socialize the risk all while defending the notion of small-government deregulation in the name of the genius of free enterprise until the "worthless" government has to step in and solve not only extreme duplicity but, even worse, shocking incompetence.

Two, at about this exact time next year be on the lookout for the reports about BP's record, windfall profits while we're sitting here with our oil-drenched dorks in our hands.

Third, is there a reason THIS GUY hasn't been fucking called in to take care of this shit?