That Sound You Hear is 50,000 Hipsters Jizzing in Their Skinny Jeans

Cache of 1980’s-era Graffiti Discovered in McCarren Pool Locker Rooms:

A blogger found their way into McCarren Pool locker rooms before they were gutted and discovered a treasure trove of graffiti dating to the 1980’s. They’re calling it “the most impressive graffiti discovery of 2010, period.”

This one has it all: McCarren Park, faux vandalism, and an artifact from the time when the actual bands that the bands that they worship today on their iPhagz desperately try to sound like roamed the Earth. Awesome.