Wednesday, June 30, 2010

They're Here

CHICKS WITH GUNS

I honestly don't know why this isn't how we fight wars. If these hot bitches pop up to kill me, I'd probably die with my dick in my hand, and happily. I believe it was Sun-Tzu who decreed "it's hard to fight an enemy whose guts you wanna get all up in." So how about instead of doing the same ol' dumb, worthless "surges" and "changes in strategy," we put these tough-talking Palinite jerkoffs' money where there mouths are and send them to the desert to kick some ass. Hell, they're already dressed for the weather.

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