Saturday, June 12, 2010

We've Done It.

The Frankenburger.
Fork in the Road combined the best qualities of burgers from McDonald's, Burger King, and Wendy's to bring you the Frankenburger. After taking apart a Big Mac, a Whopper, and a Wendy's Half-Pound Double with cheese, they came up with the Frankenburger formula of "1 Whopper bun + Big Mac Special Sauce + 1 serving Whopper vegetables + 1 slice Wendy's Half-Pound Double cheese + 2 Wendy's Half-Pound Double patties + 1 handful Wendy's fries."
Like my masturbating 11 times in one day back in 1984, seems inevitable now that it's happened, no?

Also, sounds like what this really says is "Wendy's burgers are awesome, and McDonald's suck."

Gee. Where have we heard that before?

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