What the Fucking Fuck?

What the fuck is this crazy bitch yammering on about? As far as I know, Boston Garden had the only parquet floor. UCLA did not play in the Boston Garden. Even if Pauley Pavillion had parquet, it certainly wasn't known for it. Not enough to make it the central them of your Wooden post. Wtf? Sniffeem Abdul Jabbar's really gonna hafta explain this one to me.