Monday, June 07, 2010

Who's Awesome? I'm Awesome!

Most people would say my not having a girlfriend since 1996 is rather pathetic, but, as I've tried to explain, it turns out I'm doing them a favor.

And ladies: you're welcome.

ALSO: I'm filming a gonzo anal creampie scene at 6:30 if any of you wanna come by (no dudes)

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