Campaign Season: The Gloves are Off

I'm The Short Bus, and I'm after the Republican nomination for Brooklyn Agriculture Commissioner. I've been a farmer, a businessman, a cop, a marine during Vietnam, so listen up! Brooklyn Ag Commissioner is one of the most powerful positions in Brooklyn, responsible for five billion dollars. Bet you didn't know that! You know why? Thugs and criminals! If they can keep you in the dark, they can do whatever they want with all that money! And they don't give a rip about Brooklyn!

Here we are, losing three family farms a day, illegals bust in by the thousands, and Brooklyn's unemployment's at an all-time high. And what are my opponents doing about it? Stealing yard signs in the night from my supporters!

Big Bear brags on his Facebook page about receiving contributions from industries he would regulate. Bragging about receiving illegal money on Facebook! Who on earth would support such a dummy?! And why?! We're Republicans—we should be better than that!

I'm The Short Bus. I'll name names and take no prisoners. Give me the Republican nomination for Ag Commish and let's show Brookln we mean business!

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