Friday, July 23, 2010

Even in Dying, You Should Do the Right Thing

I would think that the most considerate day to die would be on a Monday. That way, the funeral's on Thursday. So your buddies have that day off, and then, why bother going into work just for one day the next day? So BAM!  4-day weekend. If you're a REALLY sweet guy, you'll put it into your will that you hafta be buried before 10am; that means everybody can have even more time to get outta town for a coupla days, have a nice relaxing vacation.

Hey, we're living in a society, people.

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