A few years ago someone took some pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt after she had put on about 10 extra pounds and since then dudes everywhere have claimed that they wouldn't fuck her because she's "fat." Of course this is bullshit, 99% of dudes would throw their wives or girlfriends into a goddam wheat thresher if it meant them getting a chance to sniff her bicycle seat, but they're idiots, so fuck 'em. But she's been an all-time Mrs. Xmastime since I first saw her in
Party of Fucking Nonsense, so when her big fat fucking titty bags went on Leno the other night to talk about who cares the fuck what, you can be for damn sure certain I was a-ruttin' the tv screen.
And hey, here's another pic for you just for
mercilessly pounding your dick into submission shits & giggles.
2 comments:
When she was on that infamous cover of People magazine--the one in which she was "Hollywood fat" and not real world fat--I would've banged her in a heartbeat. (Um, I said so 2 1/2 years ago: http://kikojones5.blogspot.com/2007/12/we-didnt-want-to-get-into-this-one-but.html)
The dudes that say just wanna bang 75 lb pound chicks and wouldn't fuck JLH--or someone non-famous w/her build--are either...
a) lying
or
b) full of shit
either way...
I share your enthusiasm for her. Go back further than Party of 5. She was on a short lived series that was filmed in Hawaii. One episode featured her in a bikini- ooh la la!
And she was around 16...
Am I a perv or a realist?
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