Spies Like Us

The whole Russian Spy ring bust in NYC is a funny thing for two reasons - one, imagine what our response would be if these people had dark skin. We'd be throwing non-whites into volcanoes and canceling the American education system to use the money to invade Iraq some more. Two, there are supposedly 11 spies, and yet after three days I have seen pictures of exactly one of them, and it just happens to be the one who most closely resembles Ashley Dupri. Interesting. Swarthy = shut down the country and panic, white = InTouch magazine pics.