The Anti-Sully

I don’t really know or care why this flight attendant who snapped is some sort of folk hero, but one thing he’s done is remind us that the odds of a flight attendant that’s hot & sexy is about as likely to appear on your plane as is a goddam unicorn:

7) Where did the myth about sexy, slutty flight attendants begin? The stereotype is of gorgeous horny babes banging dudes at every layover. I don't fly a lot, but every time I do the attendant is usually, if not a flaming dude, some spinster who weighs in at 400lbs. She's out of breath while showing us what to do in case we crash, and constantly scraping my shoulder with her fat ass every time she squeezes by. What the fuck.