Conversations I'd Like to Have Before I Die, #1

Her: "Oh my god, you fucking me so good."
Me: "Shut the fuck up."
"What?!!?"
"I said, shut the fuck up, goddammit."
"But I-"
"Seriously, you need to shut your fucking mouth!!"
"I-"
"Ah bup!"
"But-"
"Bup-bup-bup!"
"I j-"
"Ah bup-bup-bup!"
"B-"
"Repeat after me: Shut."
"Shut."
"My fucking."
"My fucking."
"Mouth."
"Mouth."
"Now together."
"Shut...my fucking mouth."
"And KEEP it fucking shut!"