Sarah Palin is smoking hot, so it’s easy to imagine why Newt Gingrich is parroting everything she says. I mean hey, we all know Newt likes hisself a little strange on the side; and let's be honest, nothing turns a girl on more than knowing that while maybe at one time a guy was fucking some other girl as his wife was dying of cancer that was many years ago, and so the likelihood of his doing it again is miniscule; 60-70% at best. I don't want to use the word "hero" here, but it might apply. And his idea of policy being "do the exact opposite of whatever I do" (Costanzean Theory) is just hot, buttered icing on the fuck-cake. So repeating whatever comes out of Sniffy's mouth is pathetic at worst, funny at best.
But taking his cues from Bin Laden? Hmm. Probably not as funny. Nor as hot.
Okay, it's kind of funny.
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so you really don't think they share any common ground other than a driving sexual tension...meanwhile there is absolutely nothing going on between Cankles and Barach...right.
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