Have McNuggets Become Our Own Middle East?

Oh boy, another Chicken McNugget-inspired act of violence :

A security video from a McDonald's in Ohio shows a woman punching two restaurant employees and smashing a drive-thru window because she couldn't get Chicken McNuggets. The tantrum caught on tape in Toledo earlier this year shows the customer reaching through the drive-thru window, slugging one worker and then another. She then grabs a bottle out of her car and tosses it through the glass window before speeding off.

Seriously, has a single foodstuff inspired more violence and rage over recent years? Chicken McNuggets are catching up with "alcohol" and "pussy" for "things we put in our mouths that make us snap with violence." (I recuse myself from the latter, you know I don't do that bullshit.)

Just last year it was the woman who called 911 for a "fast food emergency," remember? For some reason, McNuggets make people lose their shit, and I think I know the what that reason is:

CHICKEN MCNUGGETS ARE FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!

For fuck's sake - nobody throwing shit at drive-thru windows over goddam garden salads, are they?  As I wrote HERE, McNuggets are FUCKING AWESOME.

Hell, do a search for McNuggets on Xmastime, I bet 50 posts pop up.  McDonald's needs to say "fuck it" and figure out a way to use this in their marketing. "So good you'll beat the living hell out of us for them." Hell, have someone turn into the Incredible Hulk because they hafta wait more than 10 seconds for their McNuggets.

Of course, the best? A pimp that paid one of his prositutues with Chicken McNuggets.

Wow. That one writes itself, don't it?

"McDonalds' Chicken McNuggets: so good, girls will fuck gross old men for them."