If I Had Any Guts

My new diet plan:

Each of the 33 miners trapped a half-mile underground lived on two spoonfuls of tuna, a sip of milk, a bite of crackers and a morsel of peaches. Every other day. 

I'd use this as an excuse and guideline for solidarity and losing the weight I've been claiming I'm gonna lose. But I won't.

Anyway, here's some awesome titties.