Thoughts Five Minutes into the Jersey Shore Season Premiere

1) Sammi's lost a few pounds and is therein twice as hot as last year
2) J-Woww's titties are f-uckingg a-wesomee
3) I can't even look at The Situation without laughing
4) How could they let Angelina come back? Three's Company didn't let Suzanne Somers come back did they? No. It's called "integrity," people