Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Xmastime Asks, Xmastime Gets

A coupla posts ago HERE I wondered what the heck Ben Quayle meant by "I was raised right." And now I find out:
“Dirty Scottsdale” was “the Scottsdale gossip” of sorts and chronicled that city’s “nightlife.” Quayle admitted he posted under the name “Brock Landers,” which is a porn-star character in a section of Boogie Nights. Coincidentally, Ben Quayle has just released a new ad in which he says he was “raised right,” which apparently includes taking on porn-star personas to “drive” mustard porn “traffic” on the Internet. Hmm.
"Mustard porn"? Ooooh, sounds spicy!

In this jerkoff's defense, back in the day his mother was the Greatest Horse-Toofed Second Lady Mrs. Xmastime of all-time, so keep that in mind before you castigate the gentleman for being involved with a site that made money off of boffo gonzo tittays.

 

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