Marley hero Scrooge McDuck had a banner year thanks to a run on gold, coming in 2nd place on this years
Forbes' 15 Wealthiest Fictional Characters list.
The quacking Croesus saw net worth increase due to record-high price of gold; McDuck keeps most of his fortune in gold coins, all piled high inside his Duckburg "money bin." Gains were crimped because of money spent having adventures with three nephews and bumbling personal pilot. Apologized to stockholders for temporarily abandoning penny-pinching ways; promises to be stingier in the new year. Member since 1947.
Oooooh, ladies - he's single!
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