Mayo

Xmastime buddy Kdawggy re-professed her love of mayo on Facebook, which reminds me of a plea I'd still like McDonald's to fucking heed:

For fuck's sake - how bout putting the mayo on the McChicken sandwich AFTER you've fucking nuked it, not before? Fuck! You know me - I'll eat mayonnaise off the street, but I don't like it fucking boiled. Who's the wizard behind this shit?

Werd. Put some mayo on this mcfucker!