Inspired of course by the Segway company owner dying the other day on a Segway. Good lord. Every one of these is great. For example:
In 1989, convicted murderer Michael Anderson was awaiting the electric chair for the charges bestowed on him.
The universe decided, then, that the US Criminal Justice system was being a little too slow for it, so as the man was on his metal toilet (a fate horrible enough in of itself) he tried to fix his television. And to prove exactly how great of a decision-maker he was, he decided to bite down on a wire of his television while sitting on this metal toilet. This electrocuted him, using the wet metal toilet as a conductor, and killed him with the voltage.
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