Well Done.

A mere glance at the GOP's Pledge to America is enough to see it's a fucking joke, but I must say I tip my hat to the idiots that put it together since even RedState can't fucking stomach how lame it is.

This would be like Kim Kardashian showing her ass in a way that wouldn't provoke me to run my snout up under it - impossible; and yet the GOP has pulled it off. Kudos!

BONUS TRACK: The GOP finally admitting that by "listening to Americans" it means "listening to Americans that wants tax breaks for the fabulously wealthy."

Hey look, it's Mickey Mouse!