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Saturday, September 18, 2010

Witchy Woman

It's hard to figure out which is stranger about Christine O'Donnell. That she's the latest hero to a group of people claiming to clamor for "fiscal responsibility" despite having a lien on her house and not actually having a job; miraculously making less money than I did last year? Which, ironically, is probably harder to do than get elected to Congress.

Or is it her "gays are going to hell" stance despite seeming to be perfectly fine with her sister being gay and, therefore, going to hell?"

Or that if we are to believe her nobody, including herself, has ever touched that most golden of her lady Himalayas?

Me, I'm voting for "once dabbled in witchcraft." That one will actually be pretty tough to top. Wow.

2 comments:

Gina said...: I guess stranger people have run and won, right?

Pee Ess. The weirder thing to me. and I am glad you brought it up, is that the average born-again Christian, myself included, generally won't go around telling non-believers that the Gospel, which includes that ALL folks are Hellbound without a personal relationship with God is REAL. In many denominational churches, religious church goers may not really get the message and are still trying to work their way into heaven. They think God has a slate, and is keeping a record, and never hear the bible which clearly states that eternal life was purchased for us, bought by Jesus when he died for our sins on the cross. God took care of Hell for us and waits for us to receieve that gift...many self righteous hear and are too proud to accept that free gift. IT's too easy. What's the catch? No other god bother's to make a way for people to be forgiven. Not one. So people are left to hope for the best and some prefer NOTHING at all as if it's up to them. To me, it's better to have believed and lost than not believed and find yourself in Hell ALONG With demons for all eternity? God is fair and took care of it...I don't know but sharing the message of Hell is way less painful on a persons ears to hear than being there.

I think she seems less of a barbie doll than Palin. Less money. Refreshing.; 10:44 AM
Eric Reiberg said...: Pascal's Wager is an easy bet to make. The only thing you have to be willing to risk is your intellectual, spiritual, and ethical integrity, payable on the moment when breath leaves body and you discover there is no wizard in the sky waiting to feed you cotton candy in the clouds.

Also, "Witch-ay Woman"? IT ALL COMES BACK TO SEINFELD. And the rotund deity standing at the altar of Xmastime is appeased.; 11:04 PM