The Cowboys remind me of the Kardashians in that their strongest talent is a relentless ability to remain relevant. Much like the Kardashians successfully created the illusion that they should be famous, the Cowboys successfully created the illusion that they should be a Super Bowl contender. And they didn't even have to leak a sex tape to do it. You know what Dallas' record has been since 2000? 82-78. You know how many playoff games it has won over that stretch? One. That's right … one more playoff win than Buffalo and Detroit.As a Cowboys fan, I must say I'm relieved that he mercifully didn't point out that the Cowboys' lone playoff win is only one more than not only Buffalo and Detroit but also, incredibly, the Kardashians. So.
Nom nom nom!!
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