Saturday, October 30, 2010

Awesome.

You wrote The Shining. And Salem's Lot. And Christine. And Pet Sematary. You've scared the shit out of over 500 million people, one book at a time. And yet you're still not the scariest dude alive named "Steve King." Incroiable!
Rep. Steve King has a theory: Under legalized gay marriage, children would be raised collectively in "warehouses," a la Ancient Sparta, effectively ending civilization.

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