Christ. Can I Get a Paycheck from You Bastards on the Right?

Republicans like to derisively call healthcare reform "Obamacare" in accordance with fear-mongering about spooky, scary things that don't actually exist like "death panels." How is possible I'm the first person to come up with the idea that they should be calling it Obamascare?  I mean, wtf GOP - do I have to do EVERYTHING for you limp-dick motherfuckers???!?!?!