Doesn't Naming a Catastrophe an "Event" Make it Somehow Creepier?

I walked around my loft a few years back with my hog ballz in my hand wondering about the Tunguska Event HERE. I will now pause to let you be startled by my brilliance (and let you ladies spin that pea.)

Anyways, I guess the reason for it* HAS BEEN SOLVED, thanks to observing the cloud plumes of the Space Shuttle.




* the Liberty Bell?!???!!