Duke Lacrosse: too Sexy To Hold Back?

I mentioned the Duke whore last week HERE, but it wasn't until just know I realized that some of those lacrosse players were on the same 2006 team that were famously involved (and, I believe, exonerated) in a sex scandal with a stripper.

First of all, I hafta ask again, what the fuck is going on with lacrosse teams in the goddam ACC?

But as for that lacrosse team, can't they capitalize on these events and form some sort of "Duke's Sexiest Lacrosse Traveling All-Stars and Motor Kings!!!" wherein they go from town to town and play a lacrosse team made up of hot women in lingerie? Maybe afterwards do a Chippendales thing at the local VFW? Or hire themselves out for bachelorette parties?

Ooooooohh....or a tv show where they live in a big haunted house under the guidance of The Lacrosse Godfather Jim Brown, ie the only lacrosse player anybody on Earth had ever heard about before all this stuff, and go around solving mysteries together??!?!?????  Ding ding! WINNER!