Fried Chicken Was Exactly What We'd Thought They'd Be, Dammit!!

The folks over at Serious Eats ask the hard questions:
 
Are Fried Chicken and Pie the New Burgers and Cupcakes?

I had no idea fried chicken had been lying in the wings waiting for some exposure. And since when were burgers and cupcakes linked together? I can see Tom Joad asking for a piece of fried chicken and slice of pie, but not a burger and "oooooooh, one of those Swiss chocolate cupcakes with raspberry drizzle!" I'm pretty sure fried chicken and burgers can co-exist in the same universe without any beef between them. I thought fried chicken was always fried chicken, but what the fuck do I know?

Well, I know this fried chicken was disappointing after all these years.

Hey, here's some chicken porn for ya - ride that train, fellas!!!!!