Saturday, October 09, 2010

Lil Sniffs Next Ad: "I Didn't Engineer the Saturn V Rocket"

Lil Sniffs has unleashed her second baffling video upon us, the opening salvo being that you should vote for her because she wasn't smart enough to get into Yale, unlike her opponent. I guess this was to answer the critics who find it somewhat dishonest that she seems to be okay with just listing whatever colleges she wants on her resumé (note: Lil Sniffs, take it from a great liar - if you're gonna make up a college, don't go all the way to Oxford University. MIGHT set off alarm bells. Christ. Working with amateurs is fucking exhausting.)

But somehow she trumps this at the end by threatening what she'll do to the Senate if "they try to increase our taxes one more dime."

"Dime"? What? What happened to "cent"? Or "dollar"? Who goes to dime in that spot? What the fuck?

1 comment:

Gina said...

"I can make a firm pledge. Under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes...you will not see any of your taxes increase one single dime."
--Barack Obama
Dover NH, Sept 12, 2008