Ob-La-Dumbass

It wouldn't make my single-record version of The White Album so I can't say it's a slice of mine, but I just noticed something funny about Glass Onion.

I told you about the walrus and me-man
You know that we're as close as can be-man.
Well here's another clue for you all,
The walrus was Paul.

That's not a "clue." That's just telling us something. A doctor finding fecal matter in a midget prostitute's throat is a clue, not her telling him "I gave Xmastime $100 to shit in my mouth."

Stupid English fop.