Oh, Christine. Ruv Me Rong Time!

Lil' Sniffy's thoughts on the Chinese HERE:

"We have to look at our history and realize that if they pretend to be our friend it's because they've got something up their sleeve."

I can't get on board with her witchcraft or lying about colleges she "went to," so it's nice to finally find something we agree on (other than women shouldn't masturbate, they should fuck me instead):

Speaking of the Chinese, as usual I took the Chinatown bus down. I don’t know what it is they’re cooking up but I’m telling you, these people are up to something. I’m surrounded by them on their cell phones, screaming “ACH TUNG DOW!! TUNG DOW CHU CHU TUNG FOO DAH!!!!!!!” Jesus. A violent sounding language. MAYBE they’re saying “Please pick me up at the appropriate bus depot upon my arrival, say hello to Grandmama.” But they might also be saying “Damn right we’re blowing this shit up, starting with this fucking bus and Yellowstone. Free MY big swingin Tibet, Niggaaaaaazzz!!”