Perspective. It's a Funny Thing.

A few years back HERE I brilliantly wrote:

1) Big Ben’s big accident yesterday reminded me that a few weeks ago Dubya met with the Steelers at the White House to congratulate them on the Super Bowl victory. Dumbass couldn’t even make it through this little playful ceremony without saying something completely inane:

About halfway through the season, some people were counting the Steelers out, Bush said.
"They said you didn't have a chance," Bush deadpanned. "I kind of know the feeling."

Cause yeah, if you’re born into an amazingly rich and powerful family, get into Yale even though you MIGHT be retarded, get handed a Major League Baseball team, have the keys to the White House while your dad is vice-president/president for 12 years, and then get handed the presidency even though you might not have actually won, I guess it’s natural to feel like the deck’s stacked against you. Poor guy.

And now we see Dubyanuts coming out with this one in a speech:

Bush said he misses certain aspects of the presidency.

“I miss being pampered."

Yeah. Must've been tough on him, having to go back to his hard-scrabble, Joad-esque pre-2000 life.

Sigh. Oh, George. You deluded, simple, dumb motherfucker. At moments like this, I DO miss you.