Xmastime Regrets.

When I was pledging a fraternity, one night of hazing included my being blindfolded and then led into the bathroom, where I was told that if I "wanted it" it enough, I'd reach in the bowl and grab the log a brother had left in there. Of course, I immediately thought "it's a banana." Which it was. But in that split second before I reached in, I thought to myself I should stick my face in there and pull it out crazed with intensity, eyes rolling in the back of my head and snarling like a lunatic with the banana clenched between my teeth. I'd still be a campus legend. Well, for something I'm proud of.