You can't fucking review a goddam cheesesteak if you weren't previously aware of Cheeze Wiz as a de facto cheese for it. If you haven't been to fucking Philadelphia, I don't give fuck-all what you think about a fucking cheeseburger. How did this shit even make it fucking online? This is the worst fucking food review I've ever read in my fucking life. Two paragraphs of "even I'm now learning that I'm a fucking idiot."
As Xmastime Hall of Famer Paul Lynde was wont to say on Bewitched, take a fucking lesson, sweetheart. Grrrr.
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