Hmm. A Bit Dubious.

Justin Bieber after winning some award made up by and for people who like giving each other awards last night:

"This means the world to me," said Bieber after winning breakthrough artist. "I come from the smallest town in the world, of like 30,000 people; I never thought this was possible."

Hmm. I feel like if we scoured the Earth hard enough we MIGHT find a smaller town than that. On the Moon, if nowhere else.