Looks like Mamalizza has a new cat. Which is great, since that means yet another person that's getting more pussy than me (pausing for laughter...give yourselves a moment to catch your breath...maybe a sip of water...aaaaaaaaand we're back.)
But I love her "cuz I care, motherfuckers!" bit, and I think she should turn it into a line of greeting cards.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! (open card) Cuz I care, motherfucker!"
"SORRY ABOUT YOUR DEAD UNCLE (open card) Cuz I care, motherfucker!"
"SORRY ABOUT YOUR BALLS GETTING CHEWED OFF BY SQUIRRELS (open card) Cuz I care, motherfucker!"
We will now be open for capital investments (cash only, of course.)
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